1. cuphaz:

    when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

    (via you-ignorant-kumquat)

     
  2. Okay is this a joke cus like the girl on the very right is like so unamused and then the girl in the middle’s eYE IS LIKE WHAT and then lana is like HELLO HUMANS LOOK AT MY DUCK LIPS and then WTF LINDSAY IS SHE PHOTOSHOPPED IN LIKE WHAT AND WHATEVER THE HELL UR WEARING LIKE (that part of)YOUR OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE UGH(in my opinion don’t hate me) and like WOW

    (Source: holdmecloserjohnfrusciante, via tonycharm)

     

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  4. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIS TAIL NONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONO I CAN NEVER BUY GEN 6 NOW THEY BUTCHERED HIS FUCKING TAIL

    (Source: shinycaterpie, via it-started-to-rain)

     

  5. stablevertigo:

    What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

    • I am unable to do that
    • I am too stressed out to do that
    • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
    • My body will physically not allow me to do that
    • I am on the verge of a panic attack
    • I cannot do that

    What people hear:

    • I am unwilling to do that
    • I am just shy
    • I am overreacting
    • I am lazy
    • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
    • I need a push
    • I don’t want to do that

    Inspired by X

    (via you-ignorant-kumquat)

     

  6. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via you-ignorant-kumquat)

     

  7. darmani:

    thatkilljoy:

    chromeofficial:

    nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

    how old are you

    "thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

    (via you-ignorant-kumquat)

     
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  9. maxedlegacy:

    awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

    durbikins:

    durbikins:

    what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

    people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

    It’s not tainted meat!

    It’s painted meat!

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    PRETTY PATTIES!

    Available in six designer colors.

    Did you just

    (Source: yebbi-gongju, via you-ignorant-kumquat)

     

  10. Amount of people that care about me=

     
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  12. did-you-kno:

    Source

    You can be great, but no one will notice

    Tagged #me
     
  13. disneybakerdcp:

    A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

    B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

    (via hi)

     
  14. (Source: nastyotter, via hi)

     

  15. thesylverlining:

    babebraham:

    today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

    bless

    "I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

    (via soggypotatoes)

    Tagged #fave